| 1. You know the salespeople at the auto parts store / mail order Z shop by name.
2. You’ve ever heard the expression: "You oughta drop a small block in it!"
3. You have no idea what the car in front of the car you're behind is.
4. You’ve been asked: "What is that, a Porsche?"
5. You’ve had young girls ogle your car, and older women roll their eyes at it.
6. People can tell if you drove "your baby" by smelling you.
7. You drive a Nissan with parts from at least 3 different cars installed on it.
8. Cool you search and search the net for a plastic or die cast model of your car or any other Z.
9. You have a stock pile of extra parts sitting in your shop, basement or garage.
10. You have tons of photos of every kind of Z on your hard drive.
11. You have looked up everything you could find on Wangan Midnight.
12. When playing Grand Tourismo 2 you strive to get the 240: also goes for Tokyo Extreme Racer Zero.
13. You have to tell the kid at the parts store to look under NISSAN for your parts.
14. You know where almost every Z car (and its condition) in every pick and pull is in your area.
15. You get raped every time you see your local dealer.
16. You wanna hurl every time you see a "STILLEN" logo.
17. People start talking about cars when you walk into your local barber shop/auto parts store/church...etc.
18. You know the specs on at least 5 other performance cars.
19. You imagine that you’re driving an exotic when motoring through the twisties.
20. You are always passing because you hate following traffic with your fiberglass front spoiler.
21. At least every weekend at the "lot" where the local hot rods, and rice and imports hang out little girls... like 13 or 14…don’t know what it is. It’s just "sweet".
22. You know the whereabouts of all S30's in a three county area and the story behind each one because one day you will own it when the current owner just throws in the towel and buys something else.
23. The guys at the local Nissan dealer find old Z car parts that won't be sold to the public in the back of the stockroom and they just give you the parts and ask questions like "When is that Z you towed out of the junkyard gonna be ready?"
24. You take delivery of a new base model 350Z (brickyard) and the same night you drive from Nationwide Nissan in Timonium, Md. to Lawrenceville, Ga. to buy a set of mesh wheels for your '86 300ZX hardtop; rationalizing the whole trip as a way to break in the new Z.
25. You get your ace ex-Nissan Master Tech. to perform a 4spd to 5spd swap and change a whole mess of coolant hoses, fan belt, and so on finishing at 10 P.M. on a Thursday night so that you can start the all-night pilgrimage to Daytona Beach to see the Rolex 24 in your newly acquired 1977 Datsun 280Z with 164k on the clock and the S.O.B. still gets 26 mpg with an '81 5 speed trans. w/ 149k on it.
26. Since 1990 you've owned 35+ Z and ZX cars and the family wonders why you're still single at age 32.
27. You find a random bolt on your driveway and can tell exactly where on your Z it’s supposed to go.
28. You have three boxes of bolts, nuts, and washer in your garage...all from the Zs that you bought and or parted out to make your one good 240.
29. Your wife/girlfriend starts to spot Z cars for you on the highway just so she can say it first.
30. Every time friends see or hear of a Z car for sale they call you because they "thought you might be interested."
31. Your wife answers the phone and says, "He has enough already," it's usually one of these calls.
32. You can estimate the build date of a Z with an accuracy of plus or minus 6 months before it gets within 100 yards of you.
33. spotting the word "Turbo" on a low-mile Z at the wrecking yard elicits the same heart-pounding thrill as finding a couple of bags that have fallen out of the back of a Brinks truck.
34. You actually ENJOY the smell of gas fumes.
35. The Franklin Mint collectibles don't seem like quite so much of a rip since they came out with the 240 model.
36. Someone says "Z car" you never, ever, think they mean a Z28 Camaro.
37. You can spot a Z in someone's backyard while you’re just driving by. Usually the car would be under some type of shed or barely visible at all.
38. 3Cool you get physically ill when you see a salt truck.
39. You personally know the owner of every Z you see around town.
40. You finally got that killer brake upgrade.
41. When you drive down the road in your other car and see a Honda boy you think “I wish I was driving my Z.”
42. Your wife complains about all the money you spend on the car.
43. Your wife comes out to the garage and most of the time she is talking to your feet on the side of the car.
44. You assure all the people you know that it is just a car that you like to have fun with to see just how fast you can make it.
45. Everyone you know always asks about your car.
46. Every time you call the auto parts store you have to tell them this is a custom application.
47. When you get emails from people who have been to your web page.
48. You live in a country (Belgium) with only 40 z cars and you are working hard to register them all.
49. People seem to stop 10 feet from the crosswalk when they pull up to next you at a light on Friday nights.
50. Your twin brother owns a 240SX and people refer to you as the one "with the nice car."
51. You start wishing your car would get a job so you could have a little money left over for yourself.
52. People ask "is it turbo??" and you just sigh and change the subject while simultaneously making future plans for ridiculous performance upgrades in your head.
53. People ask if your z is a 96 when it’s a 90.
54. It takes twenty minutes to relax that smile from your face from the ride to your destination.
55. You’re logged onto the forum at got-z.com when you're supposed to be working!
56. You look at the middle of the dash for vital engine information.
57. Someone pops the hood open on their car for you to look at the engine, and you're expecting the hood to pop up from the rear.
58. People are impressed by your 160 mph Speedo.
59. You’ve ever looked at a Viper, Jaguar XKE, BMW M3 hatchback, etc., and thought “Hmmm, that kinda looks like a Z."
60. You drive through the local speed trap 5-10 miles under the limit, 'cause you know they're looking for you, not the grey sedan whizzing past you.
61. You’ve ever been beside a semi's trailer on the highway, looked through to the other side and thought “I could make that!"
62. Instead of being greeted with "How are you?" people say "How's the Z?"
63. You can turn a 5 minute gas station trip for a Coke into 30 minutes of driving.
64. You have each and every extra dollar already allocated to which Z part it's paying for.
65. You’ve driven more than 4 hours just to meet somebody else with a Z.
66. You’ve driven more than 4 hours out of your way just to catch somebody else in a Z.
67. Stopped to look at cars on a lot and the dealership asks you to leave because people are trying to buy your car.
68. You’ve considered building a shrine to Mr. K. in your living room.
69. You can't stay mad at her.
70. Driving without a stereo doesn't bother you.
71. Your hood doesn't latch all the way down ("it's because of the monster under the hood")
72. There’s a Vette at the light and everyone's eyeing your car, especially him.
73. You have a 4 speed and still get better gas mileage than your friend's F-body.
74. Everyone’s jaw drops when you tell them how much you paid for it.
75. There is NO such thing as a "destination." All you want to do is keep driving and driving.
76. You get pulled by a deputy, for doing 80 in a 55, who asks you "What IS this?"
77. You know the name of your local UPS driver, and he asks, "Another part for the Z?"
78. Your UPS driver curses you for shipping ANOTHER differential that he has to pick up!
79. Your mechanic refers to you as his "residual income."
80. Your vacations are always Z car related.
81. You spend more on your Z than you do on rent/mortgage.
82. You continually get into arguments over whether it’s a "Zee" or a "Zed."
83. While cruising you know for a fact that your Z or ZX looks sweeeeeeeeeeet.
84. You notice virtually every other vehicle on the road resembles a jelly-bean.
85. You always rationalize your next upgrade with the thought "Gee if I had a car payment then I would be out this much every month."
86. People you passed earlier are staring hatefully your way as you meet at the stoplight.
87. Every rattle gives you pause and every noise a search and rescue mission.
88. People shake their head when they find out how much you spent but you just don't care.
89. You have browser bookmarks on Z car topics that outnumber all other bookmarks combined.
90. No matter how perfect your car is and no matter how much you have spent in time, money, aggravation, frustration, and alienation, you still have that next improvement project in mind for your car.
91. You wouldn't dream of selling your Z car unless there was another one you wanted more than your "baby."
92. No matter what car is beside you, you want to race it!!!
93. You tell the wife after not driving the Z for two weeks due to vacation - "Honey I'm just going to go out to the garage to make sure it starts," then don't come back for an hour.
94. Someone tells you “I used to have a car like that once.”
95. Your buddy calls it a 24 oz'er.
96. Every time you get frustrated with the car and think about selling it, you go out to the garage and she's smiling at you.
97. You change your mind and add another $500.00 to your almost maxed out credit card.
98. You smile whenever you tell a couple of friends that you can't take them because your car only has two seats.
99. You’ve driven fast enough for red traffic lights to appear green.
100. Your idea of a coffin (when your old and grey) is your pride and joy Z car.
101. You are getting very familiar with the way different performance cars look in your rearview.
102. You can figure out why your car is acting up within minutes, while in the driver seat, as you limp her home.
103. You get irritated when people get her name wrong.
104. You have removed creature comforts such as your heater, to outfit the center console for more gauges and switches.
105. You own more than 2 sets of wheels and tires for her.
106. All you have to tell people your giving directions to is "just look for all the Z's."
107. People in your neighborhood (that don’t know you) refer to you as the Z guy.
108. Your wife hates riding in the Z so you arrive in separate cars.
109. You whine and bitch about having a car with only two doors, and then go and sell it to buy a car with only two seats.
110. You find you can no longer manage your money.
111. You have more invested in your Z than in your home.
112. You find something wrong with it everyday, but love fixing it and seeing those new parts shine.
113. You see another import, you think, "I can take it."
114. You have a little sticker on the bottom of your rear view mirror that says "OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE LOSING."
115. Your friends are jealous of your Z.
116. You get good remarks about your car at an auto store.
117. Your parents or relatives just wish it was their Z.
118. You do a brake stand and your rear end stoops down telling you that you have lots of power in the car.
119. You’d rather clean your car than take your girlfriend to Checkers.
120. You start replacing all the "s" sounds with "z" sounds when you talk: Zweet!!!
121. You have a garage full of spare engines “just in case”
122. You have tried to bolt your old T-25’s to your riding lawnmower.
123. If your driveway/garage has divets in it because your Z never moves.
124. Ash, Yugobernie, Genic, Guapo, Damon, Greg, Zfreak, or any other twinturbo.net members have been to your house for beer on a regular basis.
125. You drive five extra miles to a gas station that has one higher octane point.
126. People ask you “what’s wrong with your car?” after it makes a “psssssh” noise.
127. Your friends get beat in a race and they immediately call you to rematch for them.
128. You drop whatever you are doing when the UPS guy comes by your house (you know who you are!) and spend the rest of the day installing it.
129. You change your tires, oil, plugs, and fuel curve for the winter.
130. You know more about the VG30DE and VG30DETT engine than the engineers at Nissan (Kyle, I’m looking in your general direction!)
131. Your wife/girlfriend wishes your Z never existed so that you’d spend more time with them.
132. Your Z spends more time being broken than being driven.
133. You don’t let people drive your Z into garage bays because it’s “quirky”.
134. You spent more fixing or modding your Z than it’s actually worth.
135. Your eye automatically catches every Z that passes by (even at night) you when you’re driving.
136. You look at corvettes that try to race you and roll your eyes.
137. Right when you get paid, you spend it on Z parts at CZP, SPL, or SGP the same day and are poor for the next 13 days living like a college student (Zfreak!)
138. Every mechanic stalls your Z with the PS Max 6 puck clutch.
139. You “wonder” where all your money goes (WhitepearlZ)
140. You’re on a diet because you’ve ran out of weight reductions for your Z.
141. If you always have to show your Z in a garage.
142. If you have a stick in your Z….and its job is to hold
up the hatch.
143. The UPS guy comes over for beer on a regular basis.
144. Your “box of extra parts” pulls 100 bucks on eBay.
145. The president of paypal sends you Christmas cards.
146. You know the meaning of VFAQ.
147. You have had to replace your FSM more than your turbos.
148. You know what the “suction cups” are for, where they are located, and how to use them properly.
149. You have tons of extra nuts and bolts left over from your last install, yet your Z runs fine.
150. When people ask about your Z or Z related material, your answer is always “depends”. (Yugobernie)
151. You’ve ever been mad at your Z, kicked it, and then apologized to it saying you’ll never do it again.
152. You recognize certain pages of your FSM based on fluid stains or dirt patterns.
153. People that can “drive a stick” stall your Z at least 5 times before getting out of the driveway.
154. You have to explain what “boost leaks” are to a mechanic of 35+ years.
155. Your friend with the DSM says “at least my car is reliable”.
156. A normal weekend involves pulling your engine or transmission at least five times.
157. Your work all week so you can work on your Z all weekend.
158. You’re asked “is your car running?” and your response is always “depends”.
159. Your mom threw her back out when riding shotgun from your 5000rpm launch in your TTZ.
160. When you go grocery shopping, a few minutes later you hear on the intercom, “Would the owner of a Silver Z come to the front? Your car is still running.”
161. You cheer every morning your Z cranks over.
162. Your “grocery getter” is runs 11 second ¼ miles.
163. You have the shop manual memorized (Yugobernie)
164. When people ask “what’s that noise?” your reply is “which one?”
165. You have better attendance at the Nissan parts counter than the employees.
166. You know the difference between a 55Y and a 60U oil filter.
167. The UPS guy calls you to see if everything is ok when they haven’t delivered to your house in a few days.
168. Your Z smokes more than Snoop Dogg.
169. Your left leg is larger than your right one.
170. You “internet friends” know more about you than your wife/girlfriend.
171. When ur g'damn bmw 540i6 is ur daily driver! (n/m) – Wagz
172. Every other car you drive feels like a big turd. (n/m) - felixx2
173. Your driving down the road and every time a z drives by your girlfriend says, "is that one of your buddy's from tt.net?" and you say... "yeah, I think that's what's-his-face..." -?
174. When your girlfriend asks if she can drive the Z and you answer "sure in a really really flat surfaced parking lot with me sitting next to you"
175. When your girlfriend asks "how is your car" you take a big *sigh* and you go down the list with the problems you have.
176. When you notice another Z from a mile away no matter if its day or night and try to catch the driver's attention so you can wave at him and say hi.
177. When you park the car at school and already walking toward class but your not feeling good about the parking spot so you rather be tardy so you can find a better/safer spot to park.
178. When someone asks you "what if someone gave you a lambo, would you be happy with it?" and your answer is "I would sell it and buy 20 Zs"
179. You know how to properly pronounce "Ligier".
180. You walk proper lines through the grocery store.
181. You've paid $6.00 a gallon for gas without complaining.
182. You buy new parts because you don't know where you put the spares.
183. You find that you need a new house because the neighbors are threatening violence if you park one more vehicle on the street or in the front yard.
184. The requirements you give your real estate agent are (in order of importance):
1) 8 car climate controlled garage with an attached shop.
2) Outside parking for 6 cars, a motor home, a crew cab dully, a 28' enclosed trailer and a 34' 5th wheel.
3) 3 phase 220V outlets in the garage for your welder.
4) A grease pit.
5) Convenient to a hazardous waste disposal site.
6) Deaf neighbors.
7) Across the street from a paint and body shop.
8) Some sort of house with a working toilet on the property somewhere
185. You measure all family acquisitions in terms of the number of race tires that could have been purchased.
186. You hear "overcooked it" and think "off the track" instead of "Luby's".
187. You sit in your race car in a dark garage and make car noises and shift and practice your heal and toe.
188. You look at the purchase of tools as a long term investment.
189. When asked about top speed, you answer in lap times rather than mph.
190. You have an immaculate car which you drive one day a week, and the vehicle that gets you around the other 6 days is rusted, covered with duct tape, and have a pair of Vise Grips holding the clutch cable together.
191. You have enough spare parts to build another car.
192. More than one racer supply house recognizes your voice and greets you by name when you call.
193. You have car parts in your cubicle at work.
194. The guys at the local tire store laugh when you come in.
195. You're registered for wedding gifts at Racer Wholesale.
196. Your Christmas list begins with a Webster gearbox and Carrillo rods (and your 'significant other' knows what these are).
197. You've ever repaired your lawn mower with AN hardware.
198. Your bathroom magazine pile consists of parts catalogs, books written by Shelby and Lauda, and 400 car magazines, none of which have centerfolds.
199. People know you by your class letter, car number, and car color.
200. You plan your wedding around the race schedule.
201. You astound the clerk at Sears by bringing in a snapped breaker bar every other week or so.
202. Your family brings the couch into the garage so they can spend some time with you.
203. You refer to the corner down the street from your house as "Turn One."
204. You look at the fire hydrant at that corner and see an apex marker.
205. You enjoy driving in the rain.
206. You buy real cheap tires for your street car, so you can save $$$ for the real (race) tires.
207. You can't stand understeer.
208. You think that traction control and ABS are for those who can't drive.
209. You've ever tried to convince your wife you needed that flow bench to fix the air filter on her station wagon.
210. You save broken car parts as “mementos".
211. You've found your lawnmower runs pretty good on 108 octane.
212. If you try to get seats at restaurant with a window facing your z so you can keep an eye on it, and breathe a sigh of relief when you do.
213. If your friends ask you how your Z is doing before asking about you, your life, your job, your wife etc....
214. If your Z is not street legal.
215. If your ever at Wal Mart and you offer the security guy a couple bucks, point to your Z and tell him to look after it while your in there getting ammo.
216. If you have more pictures of your Z on your walls and cell phone than all your other pictures combined.
217. If your wife (gf) is jealous of your z because you called your z your baby before she did.
218. If your wife (gf) gets jealous around your baby. And replies she’s all you talk about.
219. If you wake up at 1am for a test drive just to make sure she's running right
220. If you call sick to work just because you've got some parts to install.
221. If you start singing songs about your z.
222. If you get pulled over because a moto cop looked at you through your t-tops and asks aren't you a little young to be driving such an exotic car?
223. You spend more time searching for the socket you dropped in the engine bay then fixing what was broken.
224. You almost wreck every time you pass a storefront, trying to sneak a peak at your car cruising by.
225. You get asked all the time what kind of Ferrari is that.
226. The DMV guy tells you he can't pass your car because of the tinted windows, but then makes you an offer to buy it.
227. a cop pulls you over for something really stupid, and then HE makes you an offer.
228. You drive around a neighborhood full of million-dollar houses, and no one looks at you like you don't belong there.
229. Your boss looks at your car, looks at his new Lexus, and says: I'm paying this guy too much!
230. Every guy in a sport bike wants to race you, thinking "I finally have some competition."
231. The ricers get out of your way, and don't even bother making exhaust noises.
232. You wash your car, and a small crowd forms at the end of your driveway.
233. You get asked "That thing got bigger turbos"?
234. You're a Z32 owner when you go to a Nissan dealer, and all the salesmen stop what they're doing to come and look at your car, they know you might be interested in a 350Z, but none of them asks if you're trading this one in.
235. You’ve owned a Z all your life, and had never heard of "tire feathering."
236. You know what a slicktop is.
237. You refuse to wear riveted jeans. (Bob?)
238. You’ve ever responded, "She’s in the garage" and you're not talking about your wife/gf.
239. The crevasses of your Z are cleaner than your finger nails.
240. You look forward to meeting your Z buddies more than you do some family members.
241. Trying to figure out what year it is, is fun.
242. You consider a clear day, a bbq, having your Z buddies over, and pulling the engine on a z...A GREAT DAY. (Dave?)
243. Your "New" car has more miles than your Z.
244. The Porsche guy thinks your showing off.
245. There is more knuckle skin in your car's engine bay than on your knuckles.
246. You think the term "Safety Boost" is an oxy-moron.
247. You actually get excited when your rear tires are getting bald.
248. You know what "TT Swap with Auto-Manual conversion and an N/A diff" means.
249. You really wish your Twin Turbo DIDN'T have all wheel steering and T-Tops!
250. You've ever said on video, "PLEEEAAASSSEEE do not try this at home!" while doing 170mph on a rural highway.
251. You can only get your heat to blow from the dash vents.
252. Your car is cleaner than your house is.
253. You recognize your friends by their cars instead of their appearance.
254. You communicate more with a bunch of other Z drivers, whom you've never met, than with your own wife!
255. You look for a Z in every car movie you watch
256. You wave and smile at total strangers that are driving the same car as you. :)
257. You spend more money on your car than yourself.
258. You put 20 coats of ZAINO on your Z.
259. Buying your Z was the best event to ever happen in your entire life.
260. You wash your car more then you wash yourself.
261. You can take the girl but pleas don’t touch my Z.
262. You've got more money in your car then in your house.
263. You talk more about Z cars than work during working hours.
264. "You love your car more than you love me" is commonly heard around your household.
265. You refer to your Z as a proper noun.
266. You say, "She's not going out in that...", when it drizzles.
267. It's okay if you had to sleep in the car (Z).
268. You'd walk a mile to avoid parking next to other people.
269. You sniffle when you see a Z with a "Wing".
270. You start comparing other Z's to yours.
271. You know how to tell Z years by picking up on certain cues.
272. Every time you park your Z at a store, you look back to see how it looks at that angle.
273. You would be rather take an NA Z than a TT 3000GT.
274. When the car topic turns to light weight cars you gotta go "do something else"
275. You have had at least one person follow you around town just to comment on your car when you park.
276. At 60 degreed or warmer the tops are off in the spring/summer. Make that 50 degrees or warmer.
277. You go out to your garage when its -10 degrees just to look at your car and smile and then go back inside before your feet stick to the concrete
278. You insist on finding that one, little, tiny rattle that annoys the hell out of you when driving.
279. You've gotten use to the fact that when you turn your wipers off, they do one extra swipe for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON!
280. You're ready to beat the crap out of a person when the first thing they ask about your car is, "is that a Turbo?" (NA owners)
281. You immediately go and inspect the modifications on a 300zx, comparing it to yours, even if some exotic is parked next to it (like a Ferrari)
282. You're puzzled when people can't believe your car has no tilt steering-wheel, and no camber adjustment, and yet it possesses hydraulically actuated shocks, variable valve timing and four-wheel steering...
283. You get excited about 100 dollars for a titanium key blank
284. You do the 60k service 10k early to be on the safe side
285. You refer to wheels as jurflies.
286. You get into constant debates of supra vs. 300zx
287. You know all the specs by heart
288. You know why everyone refers to bose as blose
289. Your kids want to know why the words "90-96 Tech Discussion Forum" are permanently burned into the computer monitor screen.
290. Wife wants to know why her car, the one that shares the garage with the "sacred Z", gets scuffed and scratched by the kids moving their bikes and nothing ever happens to your toy (good karma baby and the fear of God).
291. You have more Z engine bay "How To" pictures stored on the PC than 5 years worth of family pictures?
292. Wife wants to know why we just can't take a simple little drive in the Z without first turning on the weather channel (c'mon -- you guys are with me on this one!!!!)
293. Before detailing your car in the driveway, you check your neighbors lawn mowing schedule.
294. Before your wife's car is driven into the garage, all passengers and groceries must be removed to avoid door dents to the Z.
295. You know Zaino by first name - Sal, and send him a christmas card.
296. You get angry at anyone driving within 500 ' of your Z.
297. You get angry when people don't stare at your car - don't they realize what their missing?
298. Driving the car has nothing to do with going somewhere.
299. Right after washing the Z, you jack her up so you can polish the SS catback. and the undercarriage.
300. She gets her own birthday and Christmas presents.
301. She has her own toothbrushes, for those hard to reach places.
302. You install carpet, a/c & heating vent in garage.
303. You install a webcam in garage to keep an eye on her while you're torn from her at work.
304. Your therapist puts you on Anafranil because ALL you talk about is the Z!
305. Your engine bay is cleaner than your oven!
306. You look at maintainance as a chance to get to know her better.
307. You know what ZIV means.
308. You look forward to the fist nice day of the year... so you can go topless.
309. You air condition/heat your garage so she will be cool and warm.
310. You carpet your garage so she won't get her feet dirty.
311. You install a webcam in the garage so you can admire her from work.
312. You have a side job for "mod money."
313. You're in charge of the check book instead of your spouse so you may hide all the PayPal charges.
314. It takes you 4-6 hours just to "wash" you Z.
315. You spend an additional hour polishing your SS exhaust, from underneath!
316. You have stock in Schwab Q-Tips company.
317. Someone says Nice car and you say, thanks but its not just a car... its a Z.
318. You get Christmas cards from your local parts dealer.
319. You have 1 credit card for business, one for personal use and one for the Z.
320. You have $2,000 overdraft protection on your checking account.
321. You have set aside at least 1qt of blood at the local blood bank just for the 60k or 120k service.
322. The last book you read was the Factory Service Manual.
323. You keep the hood open just to admire your work ... (ahem...ring a bell Bob?)
324. Your hard drive is almost maxed out with Z related bookmarks, pics etc...
325. You try to toss around the family grocery getter on the streets and find out it just
326. won't bust the tail loose for a nice drift through the corner.
327. You just sold your Z and have to go on Paxel just to cope with the loss...
328. You skip all meals until any work is done.
329. Every time you start your Z, the neighbors a mile down the street know your about to leave b/c of the sound your engine makes
330. You keep thinking: "What's next that I want to do to my Z?"
331. And you really are obsessed when- no matter what you do or how much money you spend it will ALWAYS be a work in progress, it will never be finished.
332. When you look for a excuse to go to the store so you can pop the tops and of coarse you take the long way.
333. Your driveway/garage has reached "maximum oil/coolant/fuel/gearoil absorbency" and water tends to bead anywhere you put it regardless of the various degreasers you've used.When you knows what HICAS stands for.
334. When you have more Z related shops numbers in your cell phone then you do friends.
335. When you can call performance shops and they already know what you want to order and don’t even bother asking you for your credit card number and shipping info anymore.
336. You have no bank account.
337. You just cant stop yourself from buying more Zs.
338. During winter storage you sit in your z with the radio on making exhuast noises while running through the gears and slammed the clutch.
339. You pull engines/trannies merely to replace a bad fuel injector.
340. You’ve pulled the engine so many times you have start to consider competing seriously in time trails(if you aint here yet, you will be).
341. NA>TT conversion just means that you need to buy a boost controller and bolt in your extra parts.
342. While driving the Z you constantly look for other Zs.
343. When not driving the Z you constantly look for other Zs.
344. It hurts when you see another Z and your not driving your Z, you still wave, but they just think you’re a weirdo.
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Knowledge brings fear - mars university
Sarcasm is the only intelligent person's response to irritating stupidity. — Matthew White
A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - W.C. Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - W.C. Fields
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
- Frank Sinatra
so i got raped by an 80 year old man last nite... - dogpile 19:28:16 08/16/03
"......a f lat bed construction truck tried to rape the front of my car......." - Snoguitar 12:01:58 05/11/03
It isn't road rage if the other guy doesn't see it coming. -Bil ly The Kid 4-18-03
Do you drive your Z like that...? (n/m) - yellowpearlz.........Like what? - Zluster(Denver) .............like it escaped from a body shop. (n/m) - YugoBernie (NoVA)
..........I thought your money was in Gart h's g-string last I checked.(n/m) - YugoBernie (NoVA) 12:13:37 04/13/04 When I think of a comeback you are in big trouble... (n/m) - BigTDogg (MA) 12:23:29 04/13/04
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